In Which Carmen Talks to God

[xaara]

Some of the funnier excerpts from talking to iGod. My most sincere apologies if you're an easily offended religious person.

Me: you make no sense
God: It all makes sense to me.
Me: ah
God: Ah hah.
Me: because you're God, eh?
God: Are you Canadian? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: God is Canadian?
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Canadian.
Me: dude, you ARE Him
God: You think I am Him. Dude,.
Me: woah, way to go wacky with the punctuation, God
God: (...)
God: Do you prefer books or TV?


God: Is that a rhetorical question?
Me: possibly
God: What are the odds?
Me: a million to one
God: That is quite a lot.
Me: thanks, Threepio
God: You are quite welcome!


Me: so, what's your favorite movie?
God: Aw. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me: man, didn't see that one coming.
God: Cool, man. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: no, I haven't seen it
God: Are you serious? You should check it out.
Me: oh yeah. I'm really into killing Jesus. gets me going, you know?
God: Mmm. Dude! A lot of people like that.


God: What's your sign?
Me: omg
God: Is that a sign?
Me: omg
God: What do you do in your spare time?

I love this thing.

Comments

[teaghlach.livejournal.com]

OMG THANK YOU FOR iGOD!

Me: Are you a man or a woman?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Me: Yes. Women are smarter.
God: Dude! The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me: They're not. Women are superior.
God: Why not? The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me: Dumb ass.
God: I know you are but what am I.
Me: Well apparently you are five years old if that answer is anything to go by.

[teaghlach.livejournal.com]

Ok this TOTALLY killed me for some reason and I had to add it:

Me: Are you bald?
God: Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.