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xaaraBecause this quote always cheers me up when people are being stupid and right now people are being stupid:
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You'. After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Jack Handley
As a general FYI: I'll be out of town until Wednesday, so you probably won't see me until then. I'm sure I'll be back with all sorts of interesting stories, as I'm going to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where, lemme tell ya, you see some weird stuff. Don't worry--it'll be shared in all its majestic squalor.
I'm still working on your fic,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
carrole, but I wouldn't be at all offended if you sent me a scathing e-mail insulting my relatives, most notably my mother, my choice in males, and my ongoing inability to finish the damn thing. The end of this week or the beginning of next. I'll absolutely have it done by the end of this week or the beginning of next.
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You'. After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-Jack Handley
As a general FYI: I'll be out of town until Wednesday, so you probably won't see me until then. I'm sure I'll be back with all sorts of interesting stories, as I'm going to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where, lemme tell ya, you see some weird stuff. Don't worry--it'll be shared in all its majestic squalor.
I'm still working on your fic,
carrole, but I wouldn't be at all offended if you sent me a scathing e-mail insulting my relatives, most notably my mother, my choice in males, and my ongoing inability to finish the damn thing. The end of this week or the beginning of next. I'll absolutely have it done by the end of this week or the beginning of next.