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Dear Weather Gods,

I could see my breath this morning. That is not okay. Also it makes my coffee cold while I'm walking to class, meaning I have to start carrying a thermos instead of my travel mug. See above re: not okay. My blazer no longer keeps me warm, even with the addition of a scarf and fingerless gloves. Say it with me now: not. okay.

Not that I don't love fall or winter. And not that I don't love the cold. But seriously? It's not even October yet. I should not have to wear my long pea coat. I should not have to be digging out my wool socks. My hats should not have to see the light of day for at least another month.

I would appreciate it very much if you would give the Thermometer a good thump for me. In the direction of the upper sixties. Possibly mid-sixties. Okay, so maybe even low sixties.

I am willing to negotiate on these points. Which is more than I would be willing to allow anyone else who deliberately or negligently caused my coffee to become tepid and undrinkable.

Please respond ASAP.

Best Regards,
Carmen