In Which Carmen Writes a Rather Lengthy and Pretentious Play, Part One

I don't understand exactly how this rtf format thing works, so there are weird spaces all over the place and the font is messed up, but I'm posting this play anyway, for my records.  It's completely unedited and may have typos, conflicting character traits, confusing dialogue, and parts that simply don't make sense.  You have been warned.  Proceed at your own risk.

( Untitled, Scene One (a.k.a. The End of the World as We Know It) )

In Which Carmen Writes a Rather Lengthy and Pretentious Play, Part Two

( Untitled, Scene Two )