So apparently after you've used Gmail for a certain period of time, it just up and gives you fifty invites. If you want one, just leave a comment, or IM me, or e-mail me or whatever.
1. Gotten involved in a bar fight in London. 2. Received marriage proposals from Egyptian men in Cairo. 3. Almost been shot in a Pizza Hut. 4. Become stranded on Newfoundland. 5. Nearly been killed by a runaway thoroughbred. 6. Shot shaving cream at the mayor of a small Italian town, thinking he was a friend of mine. 7. Hidden my roommate's boyfriend under my bed after curfew at camp. 8. Made ricotta cheese. 9. Been trapped in a flood of Lake Lugano in Ticino. 10. Dropped a triangle during the performance of an extremely delicate piece by Ravel.