For serious. I love it. Some old guy the other day was all, "Surely you're not only working here." And I wanted to say, "Dude, I only work more than three nights a week if I feel like it, I drink for free, and when I start grad school in the fall, I'll have it covered." But he looked like he read spreadsheets for a living, so I felt sorry for him.

I take it you're a fellow service industry veteran?